So, I was helping Will fix his hair for school. He was asking if what he was wearing looked good. I was telling him how good he looked and how handsome he is... our typical morning ego boost (like he needs it). I asked him about the polo he was wearing.
Me: Are you going to want shirts like that for summer or t-shirts.
Will: I want shirts like this but make sure they have this part in the sleeves (pointing to the end of the sleeve with the part that is a bit tighter).
Me: O.K. Why?
Will: It sticks to my arms and makes me look huge.
Me: I think that means you need a bigger shirt.
Will: No Mom. When your shirt does that it means your arms are huge. It makes you look good.
So, my first grader is going to be one of THOSE guys. The ones I laugh at. You know, the ones that wear shirts that are too small so they look bigger. Karma can be cruel.