It was not me who fed my child pizza almost every meal this weekend. I am always sure to offer only the most nutritionally sound meals to my children.
It was not me who broke my toe trying to step over toys instead of picking them up. I would never be so lazy.
It was not me who took all the hot water knowing my husband had to shower too. I could never be so selfish.
It was not me who ate an entire box of girl scout cookies in one day. I am way more health conscious than that.
It was not me who ran out of my deodorant and had to use my husband's.
It was not me who cleaned out the fridge and threw away the leftovers, containers and all. I am not wasteful and would never do such a thing. That is just throwing money away.
It was not me who washed the potty in the dishwasher*. That is just disgusting.
*There were no dishes present in the potty washing session of the dishwasher. Give me some credit.
Head on over to MckMama's page and play along, not that any of you would have anything you might want to confess! Have a great Monday. I hope that ya'll are having an easier time adjusting to the time change than I am. It seems to get harder every year.